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(noun) also known as a forest shrimp
There’s a possum playing dead in the road
A small beautiful creature you taunt your friends with. It gives them nightmares about it while you laugh. We <3 Possums.
Possums really are the best animal out here! 🦡
When you and your lover are sleeping and one starts to get frisky, turning the other one on, only to roll over and go back to sleep! It's called the possum
A: I was sleeping last night and Roman started teasing me
I: sounds like fun
A: it was until he pulled the possum
I: ouch I can't believe he pulled the possum
"The act of rolling on your back, throwing your arms out like a zombie after a long 15 seconds of intercourse."
Austin rolled over like a possum
1) Refers to a person who enjoys gaining weight in order to feel/be more attractive.
2) Alternatively used for some one who "falls dead" in bed and cannot continue to be entertaining sexually.
1) That guy is such a possum, he can't stop eating everything in sight.
2) He's a possum, he just lays there in bed and doesn't do any of the work.
Perfect little rat tailed cat dog dudes. Possum could also be used in place of awesome! They’re very cool little dudes. If ya don’t mess with them, they won’t mess with you.
“Woah bro, theres a possum over there!” and “yeah dude that possum as hell!”