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The toilet inspired hole dug in your yard for social distancing guests in your yard, to keep them from contaminating your house and bathroom.
Gary : Hey Rod, thanks for inviting me over for some patio margs. Can I run inside real quick and take a piss?
Rod: Nah just use the Corona Hole over there by the fence. I just dug a new one today so it’s all you. I’ll throw you some hand sanitizer.
The act of taking the day off work or school due to a hangover.
Hey - have you seen Scottie today?
No, I think he took the day off with the corona flu
When you're quarantined for weeks and do nothing but eat pot brownies and drink wine til u pass out with your dog for 18 hours a day (and sometimes cook and forget you cooked).
Chi and Mavis are corona crunked by 11 am again after waking up to a pot brownie and bottle of wine.
Rolling Rock with Lime Juice
I can't afford Corona so i buy Rolling Rock and add Lime Juice to make a Kansas Corona.
When the boys take turns locking lips with a designated homie before he gets tested for COVID-19, making this singular test relevant for everyone involved. A great way to save time and valuable tests, while simultaneously providing a great bonding experience for the squad.
Brendan: “man wtf! I just walked in on Taylor and Foshee making out in the basement bathroom”
Evan: “nah don’t trip it’s just corona smooches man. they say it’s a safe and responsible alternative to widespread testing”
Brendan: “I just don’t get why there has to be so much hand play...”
how can i say this. words cant describe how lucky you'd be to have a kara in your life, she is kind,beautiful,smart,funny and all around amazing. Any guy in the world woul be so lucky to be in her life. she is the best friend anyone could ask for. i love her so much and i know anyone who ever meets her does too. she is all around an amazing person and i am so glad i have been able to spend the last 6 years with her
i love you kara corona<3 thank you for being my best friend