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a sex partner.
Idle hands do the devil's work.
If one keeps those hands on someone else, less mischief more monkey biz.
She's a ruthless crime fighter. We made her room safe for hours. She tagged, bagged and totally busted me.
Sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, leaving the bed and sheets looking like a crime scene.
"Hey, sexy mama, pull out 'dat tampon. We's gunna have some crime scene sex!!"
the best villian of all-time, the joker.
the joker often refers to himself has the clown prince of crime
Chevelle's 5th album, released August 31st 2009. The first song to be released as a single was "Jars". Sci-Fi Crimes is one seriously badass album.
1) Sleep Apnea
2) Mexican Sun
3) Shameful Metaphors
4) Jars
5) Fell Into Your Shoes
6) Letter From A Thief
7) Highland's Apparition
8) Roswell's Spell
9) Interlewd
10) A New Momentum
11) This Circus
I love my Sci-Fi Crimes album more than my mom.
The moment after an intensely great orgasm when you are stuck in a position that resembles a chalk outline of a body at a crime scene.
Lexxi: I gave Michael the most insane bj last night. He didn't move for 5 minutes!
Amy: Crime scene orgasm?
Lexxi: Oh yea!
When Cowardly rich bastards screw hard working people out of their entiire livelihood just to stay ahead.
"Insider Trading" is white collar crime
The decriminalization of every known criminal activity, so that nothing is illegal. This also creates a lawless society. Nothing is illegal in a lawless society.
Only an act of God's will can save us from Democratic Crime Reduction. The best democrat is a dead one, and I died 22 years ago. Let us elect my Holy Okie Godfather "Lord Bud" A real spiritual voice of reason.