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A politically correct term used to describe Christians who've been massacred at Easter. Not to be confused with Christmas worshipper - a similar term used at Christmas. Please notice that terms like these are only necessary when describing Christians. If you need to describe massacred Muslims it's important to make sure that it's explicitly stated that it's Muslims. This way you'll emphasize that Muslims are peaceful and can be victims too.
My heart breaks for the global Easter worshipper community.
We must continue to fight Easter worshipper-phobia.
When you stick a Peep in her front and a Cadbury egg in her back.
I gave her a Double Easter for Good Friday
It is the bunny that lays eggs because bunnies don’t lay eggs.
“ mommy mom the easter egg bunny came last night and the lawn is covered with eggs “.
"did you hit that piece the other night?" no, she was dropping more eggs then the easter bunny!
Easter Kraken are kind of kraken, that live around mariana's trench. They generally grow up to about 80 meters long (including tentacles) and about to 50 tons heavy. the largest ever was 140 meters and 90 tons. They have a rabbit like face and ears, but have about 5 beaks in one. When they are first born, they have no tentacles. Every summer they will grow one or two tentacles. They are extremely aggressive. and will deliberately destroy ships and people without having the need to. They enjoy stabbing any of their 60 meter tentacles through a man's torso. They can smash a ship entirely and destroy a village easily.
Ship crew: Sir, Captain! Bad newz.... The Easter Kraken is here!
Captain: Wat! Za YEAster Graken!??! Ready The cannons!
Easter parade's are commonly celebrations full of gaiety and pastel colors. This is a phrase used to refer primarily to flamingly gay men.
"He's as gay as the Easter Parade."
"He's leading/marching in/news casting for/working the sausage cart at/tethering balloons at the Easter Parade."
The Easter hippo is thr hippo version of the Easter bunny. It feeds off baby rabbits and includes the same duties a Easter bunny would
I really hope the Easter hippo leaves us eggs this year!