February 16

National prank your sibling day - prank you siblings all day and can't get in trouble

Mom: did you just smash your brothers face in pie

Me: yea, its February 16 national prank you sibling day.

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February 16th

The absolute sexiest mother fucker you’ll ever meet was born on this day - you HAVE to do what they want for their whole bday week OR ELSE ...

Also give them the dick

February 16th: someone’s bday

Person: hey honey you know what week it is

Person 2: no what is it?

Person: it’s my birthday bitch

Person 2:when do you want your duck then?

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February 24th

national eat a pussy out day
the most beautiful people are born on this day. also the inventor of apple was born this day

person) you know when the most beautiful person in the worlds birthday is?
person 2) february 24th duh

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February 5

If you were born on February 5, you know what you want, and you get it! Don’t EVER mess with someone born on this date they are most likely the creepiest of the friend group. A person born on this date is also prettiest.

You were born on February 5? Oh I won’t mess with you!

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February 4

All the short boys get to ask out any girl they want

Person 1:Hey bro u gonna ask her out?
Person 2:what why?
Person 1:It’s February 4!

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February 6

On February 6 was born the most cool edgy but also cringe people, they are kinda cute though.

person: Oh she is cool little cringe but cute tho
person 2: yeah, she must be born on February 6

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February 15

An elite human being who is lots of fun and never boring, they are amazing people and always there to talk, pair perfectly with December 16 who are equally as elite.
They are extremely cool

izzy: i met this guy today he’s perfect, fun and amazing

harry: he must be February 15
izzy: he must be!

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