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Referring to a photo that was taken at a bad angle or low lighting that you wouldn’t voluntarily post. A photo that was taken by your mother and posted on Facebook. An embarrassing photo
I saw your mommy pic on Facebook! You look so innocent and happy.
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When a Mom's meal becomes her kid(s) leftovers.
Restaurants have daily specials but mother's can always get the "Mommy special", which is the food her kid(s) don't eat.
The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.
Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*
Mommy magitha is super cool and hot, she is always very mommyish and is my mommy
The female version of a Sugar Daddy.
A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?
Slang term for dirty cocaine. Usually used in the mid-west region
Bro my homie got some mommy poopy and he's fucked up now.
an attractive woman who ice climbs with you
"man I really want an ice mommy to climb with"
"dayum son, she a ballin' ice mommy"