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Slang term for dirty cocaine. Usually used in the mid-west region
Bro my homie got some mommy poopy and he's fucked up now.
When a Mom's meal becomes her kid(s) leftovers.
Restaurants have daily specials but mother's can always get the "Mommy special", which is the food her kid(s) don't eat.
Referring to a photo that was taken at a bad angle or low lighting that you wouldn’t voluntarily post. A photo that was taken by your mother and posted on Facebook. An embarrassing photo
I saw your mommy pic on Facebook! You look so innocent and happy.
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Mommy magitha is super cool and hot, she is always very mommyish and is my mommy
The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.
Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*
When a teenage girl starts to try and manage groups of people (classes, group projects, etc.) in a motherly manner
Oliver: Oh my gosh I just don’t know what to do with this school project
Bella: Okay, let’s take this one step at a time, also I brought apple juice!
Oliver: Wow, bella is definitely having a Mommy Moment
One of the many methods men use to get bitches. It can be found in action on twitter 90% of the time. To use this method you simply have to go to a bad bitches twitter page, find one of their pics and reply with mommy and the baby emoji. Sometimes you can switch it up by saying "Me want milky". However this method does not always work and you have to be very dedicated to it. You have a higher chance of scaring the bad bitch then getting her and you will also seem like a utter maniac to anyone who doesn't see the vision.
"Mommy method going up tap in"