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I need a chocolate muffin for my banana nuttin
c'mon girl, just gimme that stuff/you'll be huffin 'n puffin' when I'm stuffin that muffin/.....gimme that chocolate muffin/hot out the oven/your chocolate muffin
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Someone that is crazy and/or stupid. Mostly both. They're sometimes an idiot too..
(Kim Kardashian got a divorce after only 2 and a half months)
Kim is a muffin head.
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A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.
I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys
A cunning device used to thwart muffin rapists.
To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
"Hey Jaoquin, that vile muffin rapist Pedro has been giving me grief, lets see how he likes this dry muffin in his mouth!!"
When you stick an eating utensil into a corn muffin and make sexual noises.
Dude I was eating a corn muffin and I stuck my fork and BOOM. it became a porn muffin.
noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing
Marco is my muffin beach!
Muffin milk is the yummy liquid discharge when a woman is having an orgasm.
That Princess was juicy to start with, but I almost drown in hermuffin milk when she started cumming!