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The worst frickin place on earth. Don't believe me? I live here. The rest of Virginia is awesome, but Northern Virginia is a mass of liberal, yankee, bland and culture-less suburbia.
Guy 1: Yeah man, my sister got stuck with a bad job in Northern Virginia.
Guy 2: Oh, man! The rest of Virginia is fine, but that craphole up there is tarnishing the whole darn state!
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A Canadian, usually rides a Harley, says "Eh" a lot and wears a touque and earmuffs at the same time.
Bob and Doug McKenzie are examples of Northern Mexicans.
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Northern VA: The un-ghetto side (besides DC)
Southern VA: Ghetto side: Richmond, Norfolk, Bad news, P-town, VA Beach
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The northernmost area of of Virginia, home to well-to-do and overall classy people. Known for being more liberal than the rest of the state, and also for identifying more with its bordering northern states. Made up of the counties/cities of Arlington, Fairfax, and Falls Church.
"Southern" Virginians like to hate on Northern Virginians because they think we're "pretentious", etc.
These people are just jealous.
Person 1: I live in Falls Church.
Person 2: Ugh, another uppity Northern Virginia bitch. The 757 is so much more fly, yo!
Person 1: You just keep thinking that...
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"By eck, Betty, get that egg barm down your neck and get your sen outside, there's blue sky and a lovely bit of Northern Crack in the sky."
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Southern California. Named Northern Mexico due to Americans being the minority lately.
When I came to Southern California in the late 70's, I never figured this great state would become Northern Mexico so fast.
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Another name for "Canada," due to all the millions of brown people from Muslim nations who have immigrated there and have totally and forever changed its predominantly white, Christian makeup.
Person 1: "Dude, I went to Canada last week, and all I saw were brown people wearing head scarves or turbans."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
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