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definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.
also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.
i have major speed cleaning to do.
how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.
i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!
prematured duck/chicken egg speed
"man I hit balut speed in my ferrari yesterday."
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IN THEORY: Light speed is the rate of travel of light in an un-interupted vacuum. Exactly 299,792,458 metres per second (m/s), where metre is difined by 1983 Systeme International (SI) as "The length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299 792 458 of a second.". The theory of realitivity describes light speed as impassible in rate of travel, but this is based on the fact it hasn't been done yet *rolls eyes*.
However, Light Speed is acctually better told as such: The speed of light is the commonly used interval of time it takes for the green light to turn amber on a traffic light in South Essex, UK, or the time it takes for a traffic warden to travel from the end of the street to the parking spaces to give you a ticket as soon as you pull in.
Light speed is roughly equal to the speed light travels.
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That one thing that works really well, but no one remembers what it is. Normally used in relation to video games. Great for taunting your friend who is getting owned in a video game.
"Dude, what are you doing? Just speed bomber that n00b."
"...So finally I beat him with speed bomber." (Explaining how you beat someone or something long ago and can't remember how you did it anymore)
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A person who suffers from premature ejaculation, or somebody who just cums in thirty seconds or less.
Jenna - "Omg, don't go out with Kevin; He's a goddamn speed fucker."
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The slowest possible motion to still be considered moving forward.
The cliffs surrounding Niagara Falls are actually eroding at percy-speed.
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a military term refering to some one who is all was prepared and ready for what ever is next. or a person in good shape
he ran the 2 mile run in 10 minutes. he's so high speed.
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