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This item of clothing maybe gifted, purchased new or acquired used at a thrift store. At first it may look like a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong and the atrocious nature of its appearance draws you to it like moths to a flame. Looking at it on a hanger generally causes feelings of nausea and disbelief. It’s like watching a train wreck… You can’t look away. The magic happens when you try the shirt on. Through some sorcery unknown to The general population the appearance of the shirt changes once on the body and becomes strangely appealing and attractive. Even the most strong-willed people will not be able to resist the urge to purchase it and add it to their wardrobe. Quickly it will become the favorite shirt of the person who owns it and many tears will be shed when it reaches the eventual state of disrepair that where it can no longer be worn in polite society and must be relegated to use as a part of a zombie costume or turned into dust/shop rags.
Hey, Dave; nice vomit shirt! Did you get it at Macy’s or Goodwill?
The ungodly concoction of piss, blood, cum, and broken up kidney stones that quickly exits the urethra in a fit of horrible sickness. Pray to whatever god you must to prevent this event from ever coming across your soul and body.
“Hey, I’m not coming in to work today. I’ve been erectile vomiting all morning.”
When you over eat and your food sits in your through and you burp with a bit of vomit in your mouth
I bent down to help clean up but I burp vomited
A truck driver that stays beside another truck and won’t get out of the way after 1 mile.
Look at this Dick vomit fucking up the interstate
when toilet water splashes in your eye as your vomiting
when vomitting at my own party, the vomit toliet water splashed in my eye , hence i got vomit eye
when someone breaks your heart you vomit in your heart.
she fucked my best friend my heart just vomited dam heart vomit
A montreal pop/punk band known for their claims to be a thrash band and interesting stage antics.
(Also known as "EV" for short)
I heard at the Eagle Vomit show last night, the lead singer smashed an avocado against his face!