crutch rub

to rub ones crutch *rubs crutch*

if your crutch is itchy, rub rub rub!

if your crutch is sore, make sure to rub it!

LOU: EWW WTF YOU DIRTY FUCKING HOE, STOP RUBBING YOUR CRUTCH

KARA: WHAT!? I WAS NOT!

LOU: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU DIRTY BITCH!

KARA: *crutch rub*

LOU: *rubs crutch*

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tuck and rub

the proper response to 'thank you' from a cashier or waiter at a specific kind of café or establishment. It involves untucking pants, and rubbing a specific object.

Example One
Friend One: man, im so mad at that waiter.
Friend Two: why, what did they do?
Friend One: i thanked them for serving me and they didn't even give me a tuck and rub!
Friend Two: wow, that is bad.
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Example Two
Patron: Thank You!
Waiter: Oh, you're welcome! Now, would you like it in the back or me under the table, 'cleaning?'
Patron: Table please!
Waiter: *Gets under table and untucks pants*
Patron: Oh yeah, keep going
Waiter: *Rubs the object*
Patron: *moans* faster! harder!
Waiter: *rubs faster and harder*
Patron: *gush*
Waiter *emerges from under the table, covered in cum* wow, what a big mess.

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spice rub

When you borrow someone's underwear or swimsuit and you rub your ass on it, leaving some poop remnants behind.

Thanks for letting me borrow your swim suit. I gave it the spice rub.

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rub club

a "massage parlor" where the masseuse (usually a young, attractive woman) gives a "happy ending" (i.e. a hand job or a blow job); for a gratuity, the customer may get more than the "happy ending"

"Welcom to Fancy's Rub Club. That will be $150 for the massage with happy ending. Anything more is negotiable."

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gg rubbing

The rubbing of ones genitals on a potential mates genitals.

Teenager A: Yo I got hella GG rubbing off dis hoe last night.
Teenager B: Oh daaaaaaaaaaaaamn that is tight yo!

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Tub-Rub

The act of one male rubbing another male in any way that satisfies him. The tub-rub, as you might have guessed, must be conducted in or around a tub. It is not exclusive to porcelain bathtubs but can also be conducted in large tupperwares, garbage bins, coolers, etc.

Note that the tub-rub is commonly used as a form of payment.

Will: "Wassuuuuupp."

Troy: "I deleted pretty much all your taboo porn."

Will: "What the hell!? That's mad retarded of you to do."

Troy: "I'm sorry man. Listen... I'll give you three tub-rubs to make it up to you."

Will: "Shiiiit... make it four."

Troy: "Done."

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Rub Dog

A penis. Usually used to describe a penis that is used in questionable activities, such as 'rubbing it in' with an underage girl, or or all male group masturbation.

"I've got a ruler! Get your rub dogs, men!"

"I had this 16 year old girl petting my rub dog on saturday."

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