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Contrary to what some people say, there’s nothing wrong with being a short guy. Short guys and short girls look really cute together.
Jennifer: I’m only 5 feet so I have to date short guys, doesn’t bother me though.
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A pair of Utility shorts crafted and shaped from only the manliest of man hands. The strongest and most durable materials go into the formation of these wonderful thigh straps. Functionality will always prevail over fashion. Your woman's purse breaks? Cargo shorts. Need a place to store your hidden packages on long treks across the desert Sahara? Cargo Shorts. Arctic Winter? Cargo Shorts. Need belt loops to hold your keys and other personal items without the hastle of denim? Cargo Shorts. Need to stay cool, while at the same time having "Just-below-the-knee-protection?" Cargo Shorts. Become a member of the #People's Organization for Cargo Shorts Today.
Have you ever been insulted because of your short style? Have you ever been publicly humiliated because of your sweet outdoor military trousers? You aren't alone. Join the cause today.
One short to rule them all.
Hey cool dude, are those Cargo Shorts you're wearing?
Hell yeah they are. I've got thirty-seven pairs of gloves, six loaves of bread, two turkey sandwiches, and a meatball in my pockets right now.
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A pair of shorts usually from American Eagle or Abercrombie & Fitch that sit so far low on the hips that you can see the top of the shorts-wearer's flowery thong. When the legs are lifted or the wearer walks, the ass-cheeks can be seen. A little bit to big in the thighs, even though the wearer is not too skinny herself. Usually worn by girls with low self esteem who dye there hair too much and are LG's.
Guy 1: "OMG when that girl walks i can see her whole ass in those gabi shorts!"
Guy 2: "Hellll Ya lets get us a peice of that LG!"
Gabi: "Ehmagawd man lets like go blaze it while we frolic in a field of wildflowers!"
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A "special" pair of shorts that often reside under the bed used to mop up after jerking off. There are also cum socks, cum tees and blow rags.
We were helping him move house, when we lifted up the bed we found his skanky cum shorts.
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seedy motel with hourly rates that married men take mistresses to
I picked up a chickenhead at the club and took her to the short stay before heading home to wifey
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colorful plaid shorts that have recently been popularized and an noticeable fashion trend for both males and females
(Macbeth being Scottish and the shorts resembling kilts, the reference is made there)
I can't walk ten feet without seeing other one of those Macbeth shorts!
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