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When you cum on her pussy and gets in her batch (pussy hair)
Person 1: Yo dude I heard you hit Michelle last night, is that legit?
Person 2: Yeah, I put the cream on the crop
Person 1: Damn son.
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A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.
A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!
Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.
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Conditioner; in the shower, cream rinse is put in after shampoo and then rinsed out to make hair soft and luxurious. It's usually creamy, hence the name.
Wow, Kerry, your hair is so soft! What kind of cream rinse are you using?
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A company, product, or service whose only nororiety is derived from the fact that it is of the lowest possible quality.
You're getting a Geo? Going for the Cream of the Crap, are we?
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An overly sensitive male that doesn’t hold back any feelings or emotions. Tends to fall in love quickly and is often quit clingy.
"I broke up with him yesterday and he cried like a baby. Man, he is such a cream-puff !
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Other than honey, the best food that tastes better when it's on a woman's body.
Yo baby bring that thang over here so I can put some whipped cream on you.
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When one is whacking off, and said individual ejaculates so hard that he then shits himself. Thus creating a fudge cream.
Asian donkey shows where the donkey pukes into an Asian transvestite's mouth makes me fudge cream.
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