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Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.
Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3
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The world is going to shit, but the UN is very optimistic and is fantasising.
We'll reach the UN sustainable goals soon!
when both people in a couple match each other’s ugliness to the pinnacle. their overwhelming ugliness fills the relationship and causes it to last forever, especially because they are so ugly that they cannot find another pair.
Couple walks past.
Person A: “Damn, did you see them?”
Person B: “How could I not? They were ugly people goals.”
Idiom
If you overshoot your goal you achieve more than the goal you assigned to yourself.
If you want to overshoot your goal stop getting complacent!
You must overshoot your English goals to achieve them.
To take a quick shit before you do something
“Start without me I’m gonna settle for a field goal”
When you and your son or mom look good together in a picture or photo on social media or irl
You and your mom have mom and son goals
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Gay Goal (GG) - a term that accurately describes a technique often used when playing Fifa 2007. The technique was first trademarked and consciously executed by the Singaporeans and Indonesians. In fact, it is most often used by noobs.
Examples of Gay goals: the first shot, which usually has no hope of going in under normal circumstances, either goes off the cross bar or is deflected by the keeper, only to be easily shot into an open goal by another player from the attacking team.
Wow Anderson, looks like you finally scored one against me. Too bad it was a GAY GOAL.
while Gay Goal technique is being implemented GG BRO. HAHA
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