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Alon

Tryhard

Look at Alon, he is doing flag to impress all of the boys

by nezorf August 30, 2021


ALON

A Lot of Nothing!
This phrase describes something many people do—getting involved in numerous activities that neither improve their own lives nor the lives of others. They’re busy doing a lot of nothing!

As Tony Robbins says, "A lot of people major in minor things!" I say a lot of people are busy Aloning

We call him Alon Musk! He’s always busy doing nothing!

by Cyrus - Whisperboy.com August 29, 2024


Alon

He is the nicest person you will ever meet in your life. This is the type of person you feel safe and understood with. Besides being incredibly nice he is really hot.

don't forget your glasses at Alon's he will never give them back to you :)

by Inathea November 21, 2021


Alon

Bitch nigga that’s always depressed and plays on the local football team for clout. Also dresses in beta male clothing like HM and Fashion nova

Yo wassup alon, how’s it going?
Not much just kinda sad

by Ron Johnson March 6, 2019


The Home Alone

When you materbate a home by yourself and cry in shame after

I did "The Home Alone" last night and felt pathetic at having to do so

by Direwolf December 16, 2022


Leave the kids alone

So, don't teach them about religion, right? Do people want their kids being taught the being gay is wrong or the God doesn't make mistakes?

Hym "Hey, leave the kids alone with that religion bullshit. They don't have the mental capacity to tell the difference between reasonable beliefs and unreasonable beliefs and they're going to predicate their morality on a lie. If they're 18 and they want to believe that the creator of the universe spoke to the jews and talking donkeys, that's fine. But keep the kids out of it. Or kill some kids. Kill as many as you can. It'll be tight. And I'm like a diety now or like an ancient demon of something so if you do it in my name... I'll get points in Hell or something. Does hell have points? Is there a point system? Get 1000 points and you can exchange them for a nerf gun."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024


Leave the kids alone

No. Fuck your kids.

Hym "No. I'm not going to leave the kids alone. Your kids are what you're doing to justify this and they will be the ones who pay the price if you aren't willing to."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024