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When your anus lines up perfectly with a fart that slips out of your ass unintentionally.
I'm sorry sweetie that my anus angle ruined the moment.
The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.
"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"
"That's fucking disgusting"
"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"
"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"
"it was, bro, it was"
The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.
I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!
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A large amount of hair on or around the anus.
Anus rear hair butt hole
"Hey, did you guys hear? this guy in my science class has an anus weave!"
The meat around anus that sometimes plays peek a boo during constipation or a very big bowel movement.
Greg was taking a very large dump and he felt his anus meat drag the toilet water.
When one's prolapsed anus becomes both sentient and shredded into a sort of multi tentacle-esque shape. Wiping becomes a problem. If it isn't a "bloody" mess, it is digesting Boba Fett.
Dude 1: Hey did you see the movie recently with anal dentata?
Dude 2: Yea dude, that was one heck of a sarlacc anus.
when a person's anus becomes so over-used through intercourse it becomes dangly.
Jane Doe has been stuffed in the bottom so many times her tight sphincter has become a dangly anus.