Choke Chain

You raise a dog the same way you raise a child, by giving direct and rude commands, followed by correction.

Guy: LAY DOWN!!!!
Dog: What?
*Guy Pulls Choke Chain*
Dog: ARFFFF
The dog is dead

Woke and choked

Early morning sex for BDSM enthusiasts.

We woke and choked this morning, and there are bruises to prove it.

choke dog

When you're performing doggy style and you put her in a headlock. Then you continue to smash while she's unconscious and take her to pound town.

"Hey have you tried choke dog yet? "
"Yeah dude it worked so well she couldn't remember a thing"

Cold Choke

Having a cold hand, either your own or a partner's, grab your penis, causing it to shrink like a frightened turtle.

Good god, Liz's hand was so icy that she gave me a cold choke. It took me a good few minutes to get hard, but thankfully I blew my load all over her tits, like the whorish cunt she is. Even ZZ Top would have been proud of that pearl necklace.

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ride and choke

When a girl is riding a guy (cowgirl) style and she randomly chokes the guy.

Don't do her she loves to ride and choke man!

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choking victim

Larry hit the nail on the head

Fuck you emo kids go cry over your girlfriends im going to listen to some choking victim.

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Chokes

i dont really know, can you guys email me wen u get da answer

50 cent: "This flow's been mastered, the ice I flash it
Chokes me, I'll have your mama picking out your casket, bastard"

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