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foot tings

if you have awesome feet then your feet become foot tings.

HUMAN 1: Your feet are lit, man
HUMAN 2: He has them foot tings

by hannah the coolest August 6, 2019


Foot Cabbage

An STD (STI) derived through the act of intercourse pertaining to the use of feet and/or cabbage. Normally feet. The result is a sickly green cabbagey rash/fungus on or around the feet, or penis. The contraction of Foot Cabbage, or "Broccoli Balls" (due to the cabbage rash around the scrotum causing a broccoli like growth) will almost always result in death and/or immediate paralysis.
Foot Cabbage was originally derived from the Cabbage Wineries of Uzbekistany-Czech farmers who attempted to create a new brand of wine by stomping furiously on cabbage, which instead resulted in a runny pool of water and the first documented case of Foot Cabbage.

Further cases of Foot Cabbage have been found on both male and female, resulting in not only strains of "Broccoli Balls", but also "Brussels Sprout Boobs", "Cauliflower Feet", and even "'Tater Skin".

*All information found on this topic has been studied and proven true by one Doctor Professor Nickliss001, Phd.

Nick: I heard John contracted a pretty nasty case of Broccoli Balls from that Sarah girl. You know, the foot cabbage one...

Daniel: Eww! So John is into some pretty kinky stuff then? Feet sex? Gross...

by Nickliss001 December 3, 2013


Frodo-footing

Going barefoot for any reason, named after the hobbit of the same name...

"ooh look, a firewalker!"

"yeah, he's sure frodo-footing it."

"I'm sorry, what?"

"nothing."

"..."

by M S G January 5, 2010


foot maggots

What you get after taking a shower in a public place with bare feet

Joe stopped at a truck stop to take a shower and ended up with foot maggots

by Maria delCarmen Garcia December 30, 2010


Foot fist

When the male in a sexual relationship puts up toes in to the females vagina instead of is fingers, for it to be a true foot fist it must fit atleast the big toe and any other.

Me and mark were shagging like fuck last night and he foot fisted me

by Maniw July 21, 2017


foot-stepping

a fancy way of saying walking/running to impress your friends

Liam: So what are you doing today?
Me: Foot-stepping
Liam: Wow! What's that?
Me: A sport

by cool dude 12345678900987654321 December 17, 2020


Foot Eye

Literally applies to any situation. Can be used if you don’t know how to finish a sentence. Can be used in place of common sense.

The tomatoe is red and the broccoli is crisp foot eye.

by High Chancellor of the Galaxy March 22, 2018