huge cock, extremely hot, soft brown hair, pretty blue eyes, he drives all the ladies crazy in the sexy time. he’s usually talking to his hoes on the phone
don’t u just want to be a garrett
Probably a player and knows how to steal hearts. Broken but sweet as can be when he wants to be. A true one of a kind person. He’s well spoken and very much in charge. Would give you the shirt off his back if you asked. He is the guy who chases after what he wants.
A name nobody fucking spells right.
"Hey Garret."
"Hey" - a very disappointed Garrett
a fancy trouser, apparently
(note: this is a reference to that one garfielf video)
G for gives the best kisses
A for awesome
R for rad
R for really handsome
E for extraordinary
T for totally cute
T for tatted
Garrett’s love to creep up on drunk girls and doesn’t reciprocate or know how to do anything in bed but face fucks you in return
that girl just got Garretted. Her night is probably ruined now
The most gayest person you’ll ever meet. Preferably towards Davids.
Garrett: Hey daddy how are ya?
David: Ooh baby