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"Did you hook up last night?"
"Yeah, she let me flush the pipes. It went everywhere when she sat down for a post flushing cig."
The act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking -- all simultaneously.
May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.
Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.
Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.
*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.
When a woman's menstrual cycle cleanses her vagina for the next sexual partner.
It represents a much needed resetting of the vagina.
Nah we can't have sex for another week. She fucked her ex. I need that bitch to have a blood flush.
1) To hit a golf or tennis shot perfectly.
2) To nut all over your bitch!
Yo he flush nutted that golf shot!! Over 300 yards!
The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.
Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.
Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.
Girl: I didn't hear a thing.
Guy: nothing but flush.
The act of taking a shit and flushing multiple times during the process, either because the load is too large or in order to stir annoyance.
He's taking a flush factory up there, I can here the toilet from down here.
The act of flushing, often repeatedly, because of the horror of the odors you are now smothered in. A desperate act of self preservation, when you are well beyond the courtesy flush and simply need to make it out alive. Usually accompanied by statements like "what the hell did I eat" or "Oh god, just get me out of here."
Dude, I was hurting bad, I don't even care about how bad I wrecked the bowl, I was pulling survival flushes.