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The little girl in my photo is my niece

A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.

First photo: Her and a 2-year old

Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

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The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private

One of the MOST ANNOYING messages you will come across on the social networking community Myspace.

What it means is that that particular user has chosen to make the pictures in their photo page only available to friends, or sometimes nobody at all.

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These people may have a myriad of reasons to justify hiding their photos, which include:

Shyness (rather stupid, since you put yourself on the web in the first place - why not show all?)

To repel pervs - understandable, since there are certainly a lot out there. Not all hot 19 year-old chicks on myspace want some icky 40-year old fat guy masturbating to their photos.

To prevent "fakes" - for some strange reason, certain losers love to steal people's pictures, and make a fake profile using those pictures. The motives for this are lost on me. Maybe these losers get off on how many views their fake profile gets??

To prevent picture theft and editing - again, people sometimes steal the pictures, and then photoshop them in various ways. I don't understand why.

And the final reason - just to be annoying.

Teenage boy 1: "Hey, I just found some really cute girl on myspace"
Teengage boy 2: "Let's look at her pics!"
Teenage boy 1: "Oh, damn, they're set to private!"
Teenage boy 2: "Huh?"
Teenage boy 1: "Yeah, it says The user you're trying to view has set all their photos to private."

by kire November 9, 2007

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Photo guy

A disgraceful, disgusting person who roams the earth causing trouble towards anyone who looks in his eyes. He does whatever he wants and texts whatever girl her wants. He creeps and harrases young girls and a juvenile age. He goes above and beyond to ruin the lives on innocents and teams up with older men to hunt little girls. During his young age, he trains to become a harraser and once he fulfills his 18 years of life, he will unleash into the unkown and cause mischief amongst his grandmama and papa. No one likes him and everyone avoided contact within 90 acres of land. His own mother aborted him at a very young age because he had too much milk.

Alisha: Hey thats photo guy!

Anyee: yea no one likes him

Chase: He cheated on me

by March 2, 2023


sent a photo.

When you send the best picture you have and make the whole chat burst up in laughter.

Matros: Snarky comment
Pirat: sent a photo.

*Entire chat*
sent a photo.
sent a photo.
sent a photo.
sent a photo.
sent a photo.

by Charm, the Taunt September 24, 2022


Photo Frontin'

(verb): taking head shot photos from high angles, generally to capture a false sense of appeal; mostly done by ugly women

Go on any dating site and most of the women you see with profile pictures are photo frontin'

by IwonderboutU October 30, 2011


Affinity Photo

One of the Photoshop's biggest rivals, along with Mac-exclusive Pixelmator. It gained popularity in the 2010s in response to Adobe moving towards their much-hated Creative Cloud subscription system, the program has a one-time purchase system rather than other alternative paid systems.

"Affinity Photo and Pixelmator are much better than Photoshop" - Some former Photoshop user

by Ryan900USAYT December 4, 2022


Photo Ratitis

When you’re scrolling through a girls Instagram, and notice that in some pictures she looks normal, and even attractive. But on the other hand, in other photos, shawty kind of look like a rat.

Braden was scrolling through his friend Alayna’s Instagram, when in some photos she looked like a rat and in some she looked attractive. Braden self-diagnosed Alayna with Photo Ratitis.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 4, 2023