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Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.
I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.
A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
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A possum belly (aka possibility) is a storage area in the bottom of a trailer, house trailer, ride trailer or transport trailer accessible from the outside. It can vary in size from being as small as a cupboard to as big or bigger than a walk in closet. It origin is unknown but it is typically used by carnies.
Stop having sex in the possum belly and get back to work!
Take your weed plants out of my possibility before the boss yells at me!
Your rides possum belly looks worse than the donnicker after busy Saturday, who taught you how to coil cables?
When you have repressed trauma so when you go to prison you decide to go gay and marry a black man. No homo, no Karen’s allowed.
Used in place of Maybe, perchance or possibly
Friend One: Do you want to do anything tonight?
Friend Two: "Possum"