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A drink and/or drugs session so severe it the following afternoon you are shivering looking up local rehabs on google
Rupert realized things were getting quite out of hand after another googling rehabs session...
Something you SHOULD do in order to avoid clogging your (or someone else's) toilet
wife: Honey, did you clog the toilet again?
husband: ...Yes. :(
wife: Ughh honey! If you eat too much, you always have to do a mid-session flush. You know that. Now get the plunger and unclog it.
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When people collaborate in the morning and vape.
As billy hit his vape he knew he had a fine morning chief session.
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after watching an Oakley ski video the viewer is always aware of the time when it is 12:42
this is known as the 1242 effect
'hey man you got the time?'
'yeah its like 18 minutes to 1'
OMGZZZ its the session 1242 effect
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A verbal insult dialogue usually won by the one with the loudest not necessarily the clearest voice
USA debate politics sometimes seems nothing more than a rank out session.
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The part of jacking off that feels the best right before you blow your load
Guy: Kyle's feel good session lasted an hour!
Girl: Really?
Guy: Yah
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Term given to having a pair of eights as your hole cards in Texas Hold'em.
"So I flipped over my octopus fuck session and said 'I'M RICH, BITCH!'"
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