Pex Shuffle

The Pex Shuffle is the breaking up of a single stride into many different parts, in a seemingly random fashion. Much to the irritation of all present. Manny-Speak for the feet.

"Did you see that guy doing the Pex Shuffle? It was like he was having a seizure from the waste down while trying to moonwalk"

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Miller Shuffle

Previous defintion close but wrong, a Miller Shuffle is the act of alternating between alcoholic drinks and non-alcholic drinks whilst out drinking, the light-weights course of action.

Look at Rich doing the miller shuffle again!

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Shepp Shuffle

(1) A lilting Happy movement.
(2) To Avoid.
buis. (3) To Dodge unhappy management staff.
govt. (4) A dance often used to achieve mayoral status in a community.

John! You have Shepp shuffled out of that assignment. I can't believe they bought that excuse!

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Shuffle Nugget

That awesome song that you find and listen to when your skipping songs repeatedly on your iPhone/iPod in shuffle mode.

Dave jammed to "Drop the World" by Lil Wayne when he discovered the shuffle nugget while doing work in the office.

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Nigger Shuffle

The act of a speed walk/jogging combination. This shuffle is intended to keep a vehical, usually a bus, from leaving without the nigger shuffler. This allows the shuffler to make the driver stop, but without actually having to do much work.

Hey look! Terrence is gonna miss the bus. Oh wait, he used the nigger shuffle.

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Lesbian Shuffle

When a girl makes out with another girl to get with a guy

Jess: "See that hot guy over there?"
Emily: "Yeah."
Jess: "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Emily: "Let's pull a lesbian shuffle to get his attention."

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Midnight Shuffle

When two consensual adults tuck in their chub, hop in a tub, and sit knee to knee.

"You guys here to play a little Midnight Shuffle?"-George a.k.a Bathtub Guy

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