fecally speaking

To bullshit someone; to talk mad shit about a subject

John: "Yo, I just copped them Jordan 26's"

James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"

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half speak

Saying something that only gives a small amount of actual information; speaking without depth, detail or reason.

You said the problem with the company is leadership, but that's just half speak, it's a general statement without any real information.

You complain so much about him but you never really explain what’s going on, it’s just half-speak.

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aim speak

A shorthand form of writing with abbreviations and acronyms used online either to send incognito messages to friends or to type something when you're lazy.

"LOL" - Laugh out loud; used in funny situations
"LMAO" (or LMFAO) - Laugh my ass out
"gg no re" - Good game no rematch (what the hell?!)
"BRB" - Be right back

and random stuff like that

NOT TO BE SAID IN REAL LIFE THE WAY IT IS SPELLED. IF YOU DO, YOU'RE A LOSER.

"Dude LOL lmfao rOFL!!!"
"Stop speakin aim speak in real life n00b!"

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kit speak

Kit speak, or simply "kit" for short, describes a typed dialect of internet speak. Generally associated to the younger generations of those online using acronyms and widespread typos.

babygurl: pll r fukin retrded. dannk whyn.
cabiner: I can't ever understand what you're trying to say.
babygurl: y dyk wut im dsayn?
cabiner: Use spell check. Enough with the kit speak.
babygurl: g2h

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no speak americano

Used by stupid italians, when they actually mean to say "I don't speak english".

-"Excuse me, how can I get to the Colosseum?"
-"Perdono, io no speak americano"
-(rolling eyes, straight face)

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wank-speak

The use of text/msn language in speech. Amazingly infuriating to people who never do it. Dangerously contagious. Does not go down well in job interviews, essays (except those on the decline of the english language), speeches and other activities associated with importance. Mostly used by wankers and pretenshioush ironic wankers (by the way, I only spelled it wrong on purpose to make you feel better), hence the name, wank-speech.

1. Billy "Your mum will be another notch on my bedpost, LOL!!!!"
Jim "You are an utter cock, Billy"

2. Billy "So what's the matter?"
Jim "Everybody hates you. What do you say to that?"
Billy "asdf..."

3. Jim "I ate your pie."
Billy "WTF Jim?!"

4. Jim "Do you think you're cool? You're not."
Billy "STFU Jim!"

5. Jim "If you are too busy to use actual words when you speak you should consider giving up on speech altogether you wanker. Save your wank-speak for msn. Especially megalolz."

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Chat speak

Chat speak is a commonly used way of talking in chat rooms or on AIM. It includes Rofl (rolling on the floor laughing), Lol (laugh out loud), Lmao (laughing my ass off), and many others. Some people get this form of internet language confused with another. This one is called 1337 (leet). Chat speak can also be used as one sentence, such as Asl (age, sex, location.) Many people may use little or no punctuation and may not capitalize their words. They tend to spell words incorrectly and not bother changing them.

User 1: yea ten i was like ur a fat fase
User 2: ROFL oic idc how u did it im glad u beat him up he was lyk soooo annoying
User 3: idk he was lyk kinda cute rite i no im lyk omg im kra z chat speak is sooooo kool
User 2: gtg, brb somtime tat old mom wants me
User 3: bi!!!
User 1: dont forgit we cyber

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