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The 18-year-old lesbian second coming of Donny Osmond, whose fans are pre-pubescent females possessing a secret insecurity about thier pubic hair.
Biebitch: Omggg! Justin Bieber is sooo hawt now! Look at the way he poses on the album cover of "Boyfriend".
Me: You have no fucking taste in music, the music gods laugh at you.
Biebitch: Ugh, Shut up, you're just jealous of him.
Me: BITCH PLEASE! If I was jealous of a lesbian, It'd be my sista kd lang!!!
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A creature native in Canada and Georgia. Has a high-pitched screech and feeds on screams of "Mrs. Biebers". Usually attracts 9-13 year old girls. Has a couple of well-known types of screeching, e.g. "One Time", "Somebody to Love", and of course, the all too popular "Baby".
Guy: Man, I hate Justin Bieber!
Girl: I love him!
Guy: I'm breaking up with you.
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Long, side-swept bangs that feather across the forehead from left to right, draping down over the right eye and obstructing the vision. Bieber Bangs are most commonly worn by pubescent and prepubescent boys, who thereafter cock their heads as if weighed down by the girth of these bangs. Most boys develop an immediate tic, whereby they toss their heads in order to keep the Bieber Bangs always flowing to the right. Many adolescent girls find themselves swooning when a boy tosses his Bieber Bangs her way.
"Did you see Tommy this morning? Wow, he looks so hot with his new Bieber Bangs!"
Scientists have discovered that a toss of a boy's Bieber Bangs is like the modern day mating call.
When you take a girl and beat her over the head with frozen piss until shes braindead and fuck her till you can feep your dick
yo last night i pulled a nicholas bieber on this hot korean
The marquee of a recently retired barber wherein a new female stylist has taken up work. Only having been trained in certain areas of the craft, all men young and old walk out of the establishment resembling Justin Bieber.
Willy: "Hey Jack! I noticed your new hairstyle, where'd you get that fresh mop?"
Jack: "Just look for that bieber pole at 5th and Main, Willy."
A modification of ok Boomer used to dismiss someone for being incomprehensible or just a stupid jackass.
"Like... showing ourselves on the Internet is a great way to inspire the Poors."
"Ok Bieber."
"5G is creating viruses."
"That's not how anything works."
"You should watch the YouTube videos, they'll explain in detail how-to"
"Ok Bieber."
A really poor quality and crappy tattoo that looks more like a doodle from your elementary school notebook, that was done with a pencil or a crayon instead of using an ink needle. Named after the cavalcade of shitty tattoos adorned on Justin Bieber's little chicken wings
Tattoo Artist: Hey man, how's the tattoo I gave.....why do you look pissed?
Customer: YOU GAVE ME A FUCKING BIEBER TATTOO!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN MONEY BACK!!