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mattress music

Mattress Music is Sex/Sexy Music.. Sexy Music you listen/dance too.

Mattress music is Jeremih: Birthday Sex

by _Tookié_ January 24, 2016


divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 20, 2023

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MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS

THE MOST RIGGED KOREAN AWARD SHOW THERE IS.

Selling awards show within their Family Shared affiliated companies.

Starships Ent. rigged another show for the second time by buying Cravity the undeserving MMA -MELON MUSIC AWARDS ROTY and stealing it from deserving TREASURE.

by GOD__> December 6, 2020


Ferrwood Music Camp

A music camp in the middle of Pennsyltucky that claims to be a good christian camp while 70% of the attendees are horny teenagers that find ways to bang within the confinds of the campground without the big man finding out. The orientation is basically watching a video about inclusion with the song "Little Boxes" in the background. Then kids are seperated by gender in two adjacent rooms and left to their own devices at night with an almost late curfew to walk into their rooms. Some of the kids are kinda creepy and learned they have power to get it on inside the camp, and some actually care about msuic but don't learn anything worthwhile. Whatever happened there stays there. Also their lemonade is super watered down.

P1: What did you do this summer?
P2: I went to Ferrwood Music Camp
P1: You get the chance to smash?
P2: Ew No... I wanted to get better at my instrument but I didn't really learn anything

by SaladSpinner December 8, 2018


Music teach

Usually in her mid 30s is single and very over weight

Look at that fat music teach

by Mark the best December 6, 2017


TRAP SO OLD, GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME

TRAP SO OLD GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME. Another majestic bar from LAZER DIM 700 I don't gotta explain nothing.

"TRAP SO OLD, GOTTA RUN OUT THE HOUSE WHEN I PLAY MY MUSIC SO THE ROOF DONT FALL ON ME. Niggas already bitin' nigga tryna clone nigga can't see the fire, they think it ain't on me".

by SOLØ June 5, 2024

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High School Musical Syndrome

Feeling that kicks in when a girl watches some romantic movie, usually Disney like High School Musical. Girl gets romantic vibes on the perfect romantic guys in the movie that do romantic stuff to show their love. After seeing it, girl starts to judge her own relationship or loses interest on normal real guys, because reality seems way too simple to the new high standards caused by a movie. Also -- HSM Syndrome.

"Why won't he drive his way to my house in the middle of the night, because that would be just so freaking romantic, but nooooo guys are just way too "lazy"!"
"Oh gosh. What a total High School Musical Syndrome..."

by Jägerbomb April 17, 2016