King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car

shit look out for that king kong finger

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Middle finger erection

1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.

2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.

3. Also known as a middle finger boner.

4. Best way to articulate anger without words.

┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ... ╭∩╮(︶ε︶メ)╭∩╮

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That's a middle finger erection

Need i say more ?

Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*

Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!

Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!

Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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five finger discount

To Steal

"Dude! I got a five finger discount on those womens underwear!"

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Two-Finger Hanky

Instead of using a handkerchief, you use the index and middle fingers to blow your nose.

Dude, that guy just leaned over the curb and shot a two-finger hanky!

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Gay ring finger

The gay ring finger is the middle finger on the right hand. It is symbolic for the right hand because guys do have the right to enter into marriage or civil union. The middle finger represents a sentiment reflected to those that oppose it. As opposed to the traditional left hand/ring finger of heterosexual marriage,it US uniquely for proud gay people.

Are they gay,their wedding bands are on their middle fingers?
Yeah,that’s the gay ring finger.

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two finger salute

The act of using only the middle and index fingers, while bending the other fingers at the second knuckle, and with the palm facing the signer mean "fuck you" in the United Kingdom.

The "two-fingered salute", also known as "the two" and as "The Vicky" in the West of Scotland, is commonly performed by flicking the V upwards from wrist or elbow.

The assistant professor lectured today. We gave her the two finger salute and left the class.

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4 fingers up

Means you pull absolutely no one.

You hold 4 fingers up everytime.

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