The Male equivalent to the Female Cock Tease, however very rare to encounter.
girl#1: OMG! like do you see that guy over there, he is so hawt!!!1!1!11!!
girl#2: dont even waste your time, he is such a Vagina Mocker.
girl#1: What do you mean?
girl#2: HE WILL MAKE A MOCKERY OF YOUR VAGINA!!!
An unexpected surprise tactically placed inside of a vagina
He likes his women with a nice vagina surprise.
Wilted vagina: the act of not having a moist meat muffin
"moisten your meat muffin! Ladies, no one likes a wilted vagina."
When you sit on his face and he eats you out so good you dead.
Yo gurl where u been? Just rose from the dead. Darryl put my ass in a vagina coffin last night
Sharyl: "Omg! hi vagina okay?"
Daphne: "Yes, vagina okay. You?"
Its the best way to get drugs cheap
She used her platinum vagina so she got the shit cheap after.