jarad penfold is the best person in the whole world, i love him so much. he gets all the ladies
gyal 1: omg his hair is so nice who’s that
gyal 2: that’s jarad penisfold, back off my man!
gyal 1: fym your man?? that’s our man!! i want him too
gyal 1 and gyal 2: Fighting noises
A moment when you are totally oblivious to what is going on around you
A moment of complete ditziness
Trying to say something knowledgeable in a situation and making a complete fool out of yourself without recognizing it but everyone else notices
We will have to get back to you when the next P-Moment occurs
An acronym for perky and sexy titties
Rhonda was walking by and she had some fine ass p&st
A guy who loves to drink beer and get “hoes” and he loves to party, he also has many kids and usually has the over 3 babymanas. Also he loves cars and he loves to hang out with his family members.
“Man I wish I could be like that guy Chris P”
Chris P Bacon was a sensational meme. As its name suggests, Chris P Bacon is a pig who is in a wheelchair. Chris P passed away in a barn fire in Feb 2021. RIP angel.
In honour of Chris P, vegetarians and vegans use Chris P to signify that they are on a plant-based diet; a no-crispY-bacon diet.
"Why are you not eating any meat?"
"Oh, I'm keeping it Chris P!"
Something you say when a hot University Police Officer Passes by
Damn, I didn't know I was going to class and seeing such a hot UP officer on the way, he can Put the P in Me
It is when you see a sexy UP (University Police) officer and just think damnnn, I wouldn't mind if he put his penis in me.
I was walking one day to class and I just look to the side and see an absolute hunk of a UP officer, muscles and biceps bulging out of his uniform and I said he could Put the P in Me.