When you have crystals doing the opposite way in your anus. The crystals are generally a purple color due to carbon dioxidation going in a circular motion around the anus.
Angry Boy 1: Damn you with inverted anal crystals!!
Angry Boy 2: Not the IAC!!!!
(n.) A condition characterized by a series of brain seizures that start to occur when one orgasms from having their salad tossed, usually by an experienced salad tosser.
Because Clyde suffers from anally induced epilicksy, Martha is careful about how far she sticks her tongue into his ass. The last time she tossed his salad, Clyde’s sphincter contracted during a seizure and Martha’s tongue was stuck in his ass for 12 minutes.
(n.). The feeling you get when you see a feminist think there's more than two genders.
Oh god this nuclear anal diffusion is back; who the fuck is the feminist
Upon the completion of anal sex when the jizz is in the asshole and it hardens forming an anal spug plug
Look what you’ve done! Now there is an anal spug plug in my mother’s ass!
it numbs your mancunt when fucking it with a screwdriver
what is the point of anal if you can't feel it?
Fuck you faggot.
"numbing anal lube" there you go urbandictionary now fuck off
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A week in which there are finals and you do anal, immediately.
Bro I can't belive it's almost national anal week, it feels like the semester just started
After cumming load of sperm in the rectum, a man dip his cock in the anus with a full of creamy sperm and put it into girl's mouth
you want some anal dipping sauce in your mouth?