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about to have to explain rule #258 to this beta
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Rule 88 states that in life you must 'Kill or be killed' and do whatever is necessary to survive. In short, survival of the fittest. This rule may also be known as Jimmi's Law.
"What is the meaning of life?"
"Rule 88, but some people call it Jimmi's Law."
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At least one a yo bitches best be within 19 minutes a yo dick so you dont go wastin dat morning wood
My boi: "You watchin that 19 minute rule?"
Me: "Hell yeah, all my bitches less than 10 minutes away"
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Don't be anyone's pogchamp.
Be your own pogchamp
-xqc
Sigma Rule 690
Woman: I guess you are my little pogchamp
Xqc: No bitch, I am my own little pogchamp
Woman: (dies)
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this rule states that no man should ever know when a girl is on the rag. (similar to the rule 444, girls dont poop). this rule implies that periods are not real and are lies. (guys dont like to think about them therefor we do not ever EVER).
girl- i cant have sex tonight
dude- why not baby
girl (acting as if we have heard or should know this befor hand)- im on my period
dude (now knowing that smell wasent a nasty fart and having self realization that she has blood and stink comming from her baby hole)- AHHHHH respect rule 444-p
Girl- huh
dude (mentally vomiting now knowing that he has the girl out of all of them that dose this)- guys dont know untill you tell.
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quite simply, the rule that states if one sees a girl wearing a top which shows her belly button (or more) in public, belly button rule must be declared and girl is labelled slut.
"I can see her belly button with that tiny top on"
"belly button rule, she's a whore"
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A rarely exercised rule in football where it doesn't matter if a player is committing common assault on the goalkeeper (which is known in the rulebook as a "foul"), the headed goal is legitimate because an England player scored from it - because, as we all know, England deserve to win every match they'r ein because they'r ebetter than everyone. Any referee that doesn't know this is obviously a complete idiot that cannot do his job properly, and therefore deserving of death threats.
Sol Campbell vs Argentina, 1998.
Sol Campbell vs Portugal, 2004.
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