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inverted anal crystals

When you have crystals doing the opposite way in your anus. The crystals are generally a purple color due to carbon dioxidation going in a circular motion around the anus.

Angry Boy 1: Damn you with inverted anal crystals!!
Angry Boy 2: Not the IAC!!!!

by blatantly beige March 29, 2015


Anally induced Epilicksy

(n.) A condition characterized by a series of brain seizures that start to occur when one orgasms from having their salad tossed, usually by an experienced salad tosser.

Because Clyde suffers from anally induced epilicksy, Martha is careful about how far she sticks her tongue into his ass. The last time she tossed his salad, Clyde’s sphincter contracted during a seizure and Martha’s tongue was stuck in his ass for 12 minutes.

by Btwitsjennifer June 5, 2018


nuclear anal diffusion

(n.). The feeling you get when you see a feminist think there's more than two genders.

Oh god this nuclear anal diffusion is back; who the fuck is the feminist

by ScreechingAnalNiggerWhipper June 5, 2017


Anal spug plug

Upon the completion of anal sex when the jizz is in the asshole and it hardens forming an anal spug plug

Look what you’ve done! Now there is an anal spug plug in my mother’s ass!

by Bigscaryandpink March 19, 2019


numbing anal lube

it numbs your mancunt when fucking it with a screwdriver

what is the point of anal if you can't feel it?

Fuck you faggot.

"numbing anal lube" there you go urbandictionary now fuck off

by lil dick boe jiden May 16, 2021

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National Anal Week

A week in which there are finals and you do anal, immediately.

Bro I can't belive it's almost national anal week, it feels like the semester just started

by AssEater123454321 December 14, 2020


ANAL DIPPING SAUCE

After cumming load of sperm in the rectum, a man dip his cock in the anus with a full of creamy sperm and put it into girl's mouth

you want some anal dipping sauce in your mouth?

by Natsuko Sashimi December 13, 2018