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A dating disorder wherein a guy with zero self confidence has a constant need for approval and the personality of a wet mop, who blames his inability to get a girlfriend or hook up on the delusion that he is simply too nice and women only want douchebags. Contrary to feminist beliefs(again), NGS is not misogynist nor sexual entitlement. It's self-victimization.
Symptoms Include:
- insecurity
- codependency
- being too nice
- never disagreeing
- a need to please others
- blaming the friendzone
- fear of rejection
- unstable self-esteem
- thinking girls should lust for you acting overly nice...
- ...self-pity when reality
Causes:
The exact cause of NGS is unknown, though professionals agree a common factor is acting like a faggot with no backbone in a competitive dating scene.
Diagnosis:
If you think bitches constantly friend-zone you and only hook up with douches when you're obviously superior because of how supar nice and affectionate you are... then you may suffer from NGS.
Risks:
- Virginity
- Dying alone
- Friendzones
- Getting used
- Crying yourself to sleep
Treatment:
The first step is realizing that you are the problem and girls are simply not attracted to insecurity and fail. Your doctor can often prescribe a swift kick in the ass for your balls to drop, which should help develop confidence. Thick skin and a personality are also recommended.
Jake: Man why do girls like Megan keep dating douchebags instead of me? I'm so much better just look how much nicer I am. It's not fair.
David: Well have you tried busting a move or flirting or something?
Jake: No way I don't wanna come off like a douche. I mean what if she doesn't like that or something.
David: So.... you're just nice? That's it?
Jake: Not *just* nice, I'm also totally a great listener and willing to do anything they want without complaining.
David: And this is every time? Dude... That sounds like some kinda nice guy syndrome. Ouch.
Kate: Hey what about that Jake guy? He's totally into you and kinda cute.
Megan: lol I had no idea. The guy's super nice and a great listener but he never flirts or makes a move. I figured he just wasn't into me. Besides, it feels like he's sucking up to me sometimes. Such a snorefest, not really into that.
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Some male who will most likely die alone.
I'm a perfect example of a die alone guy.
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Someone filled with anger who never had the chance to throw it back on others because he or she is physically inferior.
A.K.A. The result of having been bullied at school as a young child, or simply the result of all IDIOTS out there who are so immature spiritually that they can't bare having the truth said to their faces.
An overly strong-minded individual who suffered from the jealousy of his inferior peers.
Internet tough guy : "your parents would deserve to be sent to Antarctica for engendering a child they were not ready to raise otherwise than by making him think that physical violence is correct while verbal violence is a sign of weakness"
Internet tough guy "Don't bother answering me unless you agree at least to an extent with me, I don't give out time to lowly minded beings like you and I know you'll only try (with miserable arguments) to proove me wrong because I just put in your face that internet tough guys are your creation, not theirs..."
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This is said in reference to one who masturbates with bubble gum...
Oh, so he's one of those guys.... you know the type they masturbate with bubble gum
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The one black guy in a group of white people who hangs out with them to make the white people look cool while in reality is with them so he can smash as many white girls as possible cuz we all know they give crazy blowjobs.
White Friend : OK ill see u tomorrow dawg! (Goes to give dap)
Token: Ok, (gives dap, walks away)
Token: I fucking hate these people! If i wasnt getting so much head i would snuff all these assoles!
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peter: hi
alex: your black
peter: yes im peter black guy
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'Any guy man' can mean a host of different things. First coined by members from a range of South-West London ganges, such LMD, IBAB, AK47 and Lampton Massive in the early 2000's, it is rumoured that it was first used in class to insult the recent decision of a teacher to send a gang member out of the classroom. It is often used to comment on someone else, see examples for better understanding.
Teacher: Mohand leave the classroom
Mohand: Tttttttuuu any guy man
OR
Omar: Abdula give me the ball
Abdula: No
Omar: Any guy man
OR
Billy: I got expelled yesterday
Omar: Any guy man, what's wrong with you ! ?
OR
Mubarak: Coming out tonight?
Wasim: Nah man can't, im grounded
Mubarak: Any guy man !
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