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When you're recovering Mormon fiance finds her inner freak and shoves a Hitachi up your ass while she has you tied up and and blind folded.
My girlfriend went full kink.com last night and gave me the stormin anal Mormon.
When two partners engage in anal sex while the penetrating partner rotates clockwise during penetration - similar to how a ducks penis is corkscrewed.
Man, I had anal duck sex last night. Shit was dizzying!
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A journey through ones anus that is so exquisite you nearly cum out your nipples.
OMG Veronica. That boobtastic anal exploration was orgasmic!!!
1. A gas, which although may remind the smeller of a landfill, pig farm, sewerage works or rotting meat, actually has its origins in a person/persons or animal(s) anus.
2. A technical description for a fart.
well watson, I deduce this is a odour of ANAL origin!
(n.) A condition characterized by a series of brain seizures that start to occur when one orgasms from having their salad tossed, usually by an experienced salad tosser.
Because Clyde suffers from anally induced epilicksy, Martha is careful about how far she sticks her tongue into his ass. The last time she tossed his salad, Clyde’s sphincter contracted during a seizure and Martha’s tongue was stuck in his ass for 12 minutes.
The act of cramming your testicles into the woman's anus for pleasure and enjoyment.
I fired the anal grape cannon into Linda's ass last night!
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the disgusting splattering sound a man or woman hopefuly a woman makes after having anal sex. due to the fact that the asshole has become so loose it just flaps in the breeze.
Damn after I fucked that whore in the ass, she made the most astonishing sound. She looked over her shoulder and said you will have to excuse my obnoxious anal emissions, but I can only take so much.
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