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Sea World Kiss

Similar to the San Diego Kiss(or San Diego Thank You), this act is when you kiss someone while taking a leak.

My wife gave me a Sea World Kiss while I urinated my nightly supply.

by Zygi Jables August 01, 2011


Bulgarian French Kiss

This decadent procedure requires two people. You start by having one person invert his or her anus and pull out at least three inches (the more the merrier) of inside-out colon. The other partner then forcefully grasps this handful of chocolate flume and injects it with botox, causing it to become firm and rigid. Once this is done, the other partner can proceed to vigorously insert this hardened mud tube into his own, thereby simulating a french kiss.

If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.

Matt: "Hey Chris, since we are flaming homos, how about a Bulgarian French kiss?"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"

by EhEsDeEf November 02, 2010


kiss a basketball boy day

On October 31, girls this is your day to kiss a basketball boy;)

It’s kiss a basketball boy day. Let’s make out!

by Cravally October 23, 2019


kiss a soccer boy day

on december 2, ladies it is your day to kiss a soccer boy

hey soccer boy, you know its national kiss a soccer boy day? let’s make out

by soccerboyfan November 24, 2019


Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss

The Cadbury Egg comes out Easter time, it is a chocolate egg filled with a creamey gooey center. Hence giving someone a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss is the act of fucking someone, filling their ass with cum then planting a big kiss on their asshole afterward. Anyone can perform this on anyone and you don't have to wait for easter.

The Easter Bunny gave Mother Nature a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss, LOL

by jpg3 September 15, 2010


Kiss your crush Day

On October 23 you can kiss your crush grab your crush a boy or a girl and give they a big kiss on the face because today is Kiss your crush Day so today is the only day you can do it!

Susie: Hey Timmy

Timmy: Hey Susie
Susie: can I have a kiss?
Timmy: why?
Susie: it’s National kiss your crush day!

by Vscogirrrrl October 23, 2019


the long kiss goodbye

A series of actions:

1. Driving your girlfriend home.
2. Receiving a blowjob on the way. (ie roadhead)
3. Shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.
4. Breaking off the relationship with her permanently.
5. Driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a whore.

Bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.

by Bryce loves it September 07, 2008