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Similar to the San Diego Kiss(or San Diego Thank You), this act is when you kiss someone while taking a leak.
My wife gave me a Sea World Kiss while I urinated my nightly supply.
This decadent procedure requires two people. You start by having one person invert his or her anus and pull out at least three inches (the more the merrier) of inside-out colon. The other partner then forcefully grasps this handful of chocolate flume and injects it with botox, causing it to become firm and rigid. Once this is done, the other partner can proceed to vigorously insert this hardened mud tube into his own, thereby simulating a french kiss.
If you really want to liven things up, both partners should be sure to take a few laxatives before beginning.
Matt: "Hey Chris, since we are flaming homos, how about a Bulgarian French kiss?"
Chris: "I was just thinking the same thing! Good thing I just took an entire bottle of laxatives!"
On October 31, girls this is your day to kiss a basketball boy;)
It’s kiss a basketball boy day. Let’s make out!
on december 2, ladies it is your day to kiss a soccer boy
hey soccer boy, you know its national kiss a soccer boy day? let’s make out
The Cadbury Egg comes out Easter time, it is a chocolate egg filled with a creamey gooey center. Hence giving someone a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss is the act of fucking someone, filling their ass with cum then planting a big kiss on their asshole afterward. Anyone can perform this on anyone and you don't have to wait for easter.
The Easter Bunny gave Mother Nature a Cadbury Egg Ass Kiss, LOL
On October 23 you can kiss your crush grab your crush a boy or a girl and give they a big kiss on the face because today is Kiss your crush Day so today is the only day you can do it!
Susie: Hey Timmy
Timmy: Hey Susie
Susie: can I have a kiss?
Timmy: why?
Susie: it’s National kiss your crush day!
A series of actions:
1. Driving your girlfriend home.
2. Receiving a blowjob on the way. (ie roadhead)
3. Shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.
4. Breaking off the relationship with her permanently.
5. Driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a whore.
Bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.