elephant cheese

just a word you say when you aren't funny but you constantly try to be and you cant think of a joke so you just say elephant cheese

Man 1: hey whats the deal with airline food
Man 2: elephant cheese

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Cheese Jones

A fictional character of Southport college's First Diploma of Performing arts.

I will nut be in school tommorow, Cheese Jones.

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Cheese Tort

cheese covered tortilla cooked open face and crisp to perfection in a toaster oven.

never rolled like a taquito.

nothing like a folded quesadilla.

"Man this hot lunch is whack! When i get home i am making my mom make me a cheese tort."

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cheese fight

The duel of gentlemen. The act of securing your left arm to your partner's left arm, and battling to be the first person to insert your pinky into their anus.

Yesterday Robert challenged Sam to a cheese fight.

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cheese mamma

A pretty lady who listens to String Cheese Incident.

Daaaaaaaaamn, look at that Cheese Mamma, she so fine.

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Slipped on cheese

To randomly or suddenly trip and fall overboard on a marine vessel. More common in the cruising industry.

"Dude, I was running on the Sun deck and almost slipped on cheese! Really have to take it easy up there when consuming copious amounts of Gin 'n Juice, especially with the rough seas".

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Binky Cheese

A Fungus or something horrible smelling aroung your penis.

Yuck you stink of binky cheese!

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