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When you blow your buckeyes in to the anus of an a Asian girl, but it hurts so bad she jumps up and screams OO-HHHIII-OOO.
I gave Ling an Ohio Dragon last night!
When the woman gets a semen bukkake and you light the cum on fire caused light rays shining out of her mouth as if she were the sun in summer.
"Jackson used his girl as a summer dragon to heat up the food, man I wish I could do that"
jerking off thats it its just wanking
i walked in on my son tugging the dragon today
A chill yet a fearful hunter.
Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.
JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)
RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!
When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
A bearded man that dresses up to look like Gwen Stefani for a performance every Wednesday night.
"Oh, look at Seth, he is tho tho hot! There's nobody better at bearded dragon."