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Look at the size of her one slice toaster
refering to the ability to make an ass of yourself without the help of others. a rare gift possesed by most of the teenage population.
my freind jimmy is a one man idiot
A rare specie of woman who, although dedicated to her boyfriend, has a sex-drive fit for the average female Velociraptor during mating season. She will constantly fuck her man (usually having a massive sex drive himself) until the point of soreness for both of them. The moment the ointment takes effect, they will start fucking again. Birth control is a very important factor in a relationship with this type of woman.
"Wow... did you see the way Shauna was fucking Derek during the entire vacation? She didn't look at any other guys, either. There's only one thing that can mean..."
*dramatic pause*
"We have encountered the elusive one-man slut. "
reach male orgasm via masturbation, especially as done within a time limit or before another activity
I usually like to smack one out before going to bed each night.
The greatest Christian rock band a front man Eric Cartman one night at the holy hole I'll get down on my knees. And start pleasing Jesus is holy salvation all over my face
Faith plus one the greatest band ever
a bad bitch who makes hilarious and killer ass memes on tumblr
Gurl:wow, whos that over there, she seems funny
Boii:Oh, thats one-d-memes shes so funny and hot
A person making sure their opinion is heard when no one cares.
In context, the phrase "Diva Number One" must be said in a sassy tone, calling out the diva in question.
If a person is being "Diva Number One," it is your RIGHT to put them in their place.
Mukund: I have to go to the store and buy Puffs Plus with Lotion.
Everyone (in unison): Diva Number One!!!!!