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Mail order bride

I took my pocket pussy to the prom and introduced it as my mail order bride

by Tunod81 July 23, 2022


Pocket Pussy

A pocket pussy is what is used when a man is too lonely and horny. The man usually can not find a women so he goes to a pocket pussy. Best known as a fake vagina. They come in many shapes and sizes. I even believe women might buy one to practice the oral sex. Pocket pussies are always a last resort and if your friend uses one, well find him what ever he prefers. Man or women.

After Jimmy was denied from his date he went home to his sad apartment with whom he shares with Fred. Fred then says "date go bad man? " and Jimmy replied "So bad that I have to use my pocket pussy tonight"

by Noneyourbusinessok November 10, 2020


Pocket Pussy

A device used to stimulate the male reproductive organ, sexaully. It often looks like a womans vagina, and is made of rubber.

I'm going to masturbate and orgasm in my pocket pussy

by imagirluwu February 20, 2024


Pocket Pussy

Small hands and a big ego, soft and easy stroker.

(S)he couldn’t handle the peoples champ, so we got the pocket pussy on it!

by PussyAmerican March 29, 2023


Pocket Pussy

An electronic vape that looks like a p*ssy when you put it in your pocket.

"hey can you hand over that pocket pussy?"
"wow that pocket pussy sure looks like the real thing"
"I'm hooked on pocket pussies"

by ChaiSpice February 12, 2024


Snot Pocket

(Noun). A boston creme donut. So disgusting looking , that went the creme oozes out, it looks like a sinus infection.

I'm going to Dunkin. You want anything? Yeah get me a large iced coffee and a snot pocket.

by boggler June 30, 2019


Pocket top

A flap of fabric used as a closing cover for bags and pockets

"Look at the embroidery on that pocket top. I wonder if she did that herself."

by Frumpish July 7, 2024