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Eating a dragon bar is killing two rabbits with one stone. You can eat a super healthy protein bar, while also eating the guilt-inducing flavours like pizza.
I want a pizza, but i also love my abs. Just get a dragon bar.
similar to a white dragon, but the donut glaze excretes from the eyes.
Ohhh randy, That retina dragon (eeee!! ><)took the redness out of my eyes. Love sam. (eee
Where you use bubbles instead of lube then stick it in her but and wait until she farts so it makes bubbles
Hey babe have you heard of the bubbling dragon
When you blow a sweet load of smoothies into a hippie vegans throat.
Yoooo she got a sweet dragon last night.
Shit in your sex partner’s mouth, tape it and whack the back of her head till it blows out of her nose
Guy: shits and tapes mouth
Girl: muffled cries
Guy: whacks head repeatedly
Girl: twin dragons? We’re done.
An anthropomorphic dragon species created by furries that is covered in fluffy fur and has fluffy cat-like ears. This species was created by Deanna Biesemeyer
F1: Bro what's your sona?
F2: It's a Dutch Angel Dragon named "Azarath"
A minute turd that is produced from consuming shitty baby food-esque drinks.
"Hey mom guess what!? That meatloaf brought me a baby fudge dragon!"