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Tactical Blow

Right after you blow your load in a chicks mouth she spits in your eyes saying “get flash banged

Dude 1: I got tactical blown last night.
Dude 2: that sucks looks like you still have some in your eye.

by Tofu_Bread July 26, 2022


Blowing up the microwave

When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.

Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?

Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.

by Glovesave34 April 5, 2011


blow job

its what it looks like bihh

i'll give you $5 for a blow job

by zaqswxdecfrvgtbhnjmko,lp.;pl,o March 10, 2021


Blow Job

The act of blowing up a cock. Yes it is possible. It may cause a bladder or kidney infection, or possibly a urine track infection. Symptoms are pain in the side of the lower back on the right side. Pain when urinating or even blood in the urine.

"The prostitute charges $500 for the Blow Job."

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 10, 2022


Blow Job

When a lady decides she likes a dude and then they have oral sex where the woman sucks the dudes penis, its really complitcated. let me put this onto detail.

annah: "john im like so horny right now"
john: "you know what that means"
annah slowly takes off johns shirt as john takes off annahs shirt and bra
john stands up and annah goes on her knees his penis is out she sucks on it
annah does this for a little and then sperm erects from johns PP.

Blow Job
(bloe-johb)

by PleaseStop:) October 24, 2023


Blow job

Blowing with one's breath into someone else's asshole.

A blow job is a kind of collaborative reversed fart.

by Mini Little Bobby November 30, 2024


Blow job

A term for the person in lawn scaping that is tasked with blowing away the leaves and grass and all the shit left behind. Usually with a leaf blower.

Tony, your on blow job today, no pun intended, don't go sucking dicks Tony.

by Resonanaced September 8, 2020