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waking up 3 minutes before, taking a swig of daniels, and forgetting the essay that's due today.
Clayton Senpai: Man i feel like shit today.
Link: You mean you feel like getting ready for class.
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When your so attracted to a guy that your vagina starts to sweat
Damn that guy gave me a hot and ready pussy.
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To "get ready for bed" is preparing to be knocked into a deep slumber by a complete stranger you just met at a bar after you've had "one too many"
(you)- "Hey, Tell your girl to meet me in the bathroom in 5 minutes"
(Selvester Stallone)- "Your drunk man... maybe you should go home..."
(you)- "But I'm tired of your mom..."
(S.S.)- "OK PAL! GET READY FOR BED!" (knocks you unconscience)
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Of dubious accuracy or authenticity; bullshit.
Janet: I asked Sam why he couldn't come with me to visit my mother this weekend, and he gave me some shovel-ready excuse.
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A highly addictive drug that makes the user’s mouth colder than -0 and taste like cat litter covered in shit.
I’ll suck a nigga fo som listerine ready tabs.
I was in a modified low ready stance and aiming to kill.
Dead/murdered/homicide; on the scene. White bag ready, ready for a white body bag carried by police.
If they had come at me they was gonna be white bag ready.