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Morning-before pancakes

Morning-before pancakes is mostly for a girl too give a guy if she wants to have it she fills the pancakes with Viagra then she gives them too the man before they know it it's already started

Babe, " what are you cooking,"

" nothing just your favourite morning-before pancakes!"

by Yolo22112 June 8, 2014

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12 before 12

The courageous act of masturbating 12 times in a day starting at either midnight or noon and finishing before 12:00 PM or 12:00 AM.

Bro, I did the 12 before 12 challenge last night!
You beat your meat 12 times before midnight?! Gnarly!!

by FeedTheTrolls July 31, 2018


Besties before testies

Another way of saying, bro’s before hoes or sisters before misters.

Bestie 1: I saw him kick a poodle. He’s horrible
Bestie 2: What? No you didn’t. You’re lying.
Bestie 1: no I’m serious, remember, besties before testies. Trust me.

by Bananastation August 26, 2021


Homo before 99

The act of being/acting in a homosexual way before the age of 99

Punishable by death

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Man 1: bro I had gay sex last night

Man 2: bro that’s illegal because your not 99 yet

Man 1: please don’t kill me for being homo before 99

by Homob499 February 1, 2022


bellas before fellas

the female version for bros before hoes
it means don't let your besties down for some boy

friends before boyfriends

Mark: hi! Do you wanna go have dinner sometime?
Lola: no thanks. Bellas before fellas 🙂

by Lorelai lisbon July 9, 2020


gay before bae

basically just bros before hoes but for Generation X

My friends wanna hang out so yanno, gay before bae

by dazusan September 27, 2017


Slut Before Nuts

just like boys have “bro before hoes” girls have “sluts before nuts” slut being your friends and nuts being boys

Nah I don’t need a boyfriend, slut before nuts

by Thepig04 November 18, 2018