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Almost the same as get lit but referencing being drunk. (Let’s get lit) (let’s get blitzed) blitzed is being really drunk while having a great time. (Not to the extent of blacking out) But a really good drunk.
“Bro my dads at the strip club getting blitzed this is to funny”
“Let’s go get blitzed and shoot on some baddies”
Blitzed creek is when you’re so baked that you make up a phrase for how baked you are and you call it “blitzed creek”.
Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.
You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."
Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"
You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."
the dipshit blitz is when you pull a coat over somebody's head in a fight and punch them in the face until they get knocked out
timmy: your mom
tim: stfu before I preform the dipshit blitz on you
When yo ass is gonna be on fire
“Yo you want chips ? They gonna have yo ass on blitz”
Your butt is going to be on blitz
Blitz meaning on fire
A sexual move involving 2 males pouring blueberry jam over their bodies and giving each other an anal blitz.
Hey, it's Friday night. You know what that means. Let's bust out the jam and do a Blueberry Blitz
song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.
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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.