Random
Source Code

Bill Clinton

To lie and commit perjury before a federal grand jury.

Holy shit, that witness just Bill Clintoned.

by ToTheBone March 7, 2015

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hillary Clinton

A meglomaniac that cares nothing more than to stroke her own ego. Has demonstrated that she is willing to cry when she doesn't get her way (losing a state during the primary election process). Believes that just because her husband Bill Clinton served as president of the United States, that she has what it takes.

Hillary also prefers the old style of campaigning by slandering all her opponents that oppose a threat.

If Hillary Clinton was elected President you would see her face everywhere across the country, so that she could feel like a supreme dictator. Also just because you hate Hillary Clinton doesn't make you are a sexist, it just means you have common sense.

by uslawngnome August 25, 2008

227๐Ÿ‘ 326๐Ÿ‘Ž


pull a clinton

To hide an email, or any other kind of server in your bathroom and delete evidence from it when you know the FBI will be kicking in your door with a search warrant any second.

1. Don't pull a Clinton.

by Buttfuckme March 28, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


clinton prairie

A school that stole everything but the school colors from the golden gophers.

Clinton Prairie
Mascot: Gopher (that looks like it is on steroids)
School Colors: Black and Red
School Song Minnesota Rouser
Location: In the middle of nowhere.

Random Guy A: What school did you go to?
Random Guy B: Clinton Prairie.
Random Guy A: Where is that?
Random guy B: Exactly.

by InsaneGreyWolf July 21, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bill Clinton

President who likes the BJ's. So what. I don't know about you, but I like my president to be nice and relaxed.

Bill Clinton likes to have relations with people better looking than his wife. Oh no.

by Red January 30, 2005

69๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hilary Clinton

The first woman ever to run for president. She has a decent chance of winning the Democratic primary, but in the national election she will have no chance -- and many Democrats will not vote for her for the primaries because of this reason.

Republicans for the most part hate her, and many moderates aren't too fond of her either which gives her a small voting base, therefore her chance of becoming president is very small.

"I'm not going to vote for Hilary Clinton as the Democratic candidate because even though I like her more than everyone else, I don't think she has a chance winning the election, and I want a Democratic as president."

by Max M. from Palo Alto March 31, 2007

185๐Ÿ‘ 275๐Ÿ‘Ž


bill clinton

Man who lied under oath before the supreme court of the United states. Commonly compared to George W. Bush, his successor, who managed to avoid being tried for his crimes against America by instituting a commitee of right wing fundamentalist christians while the media's attention was diverted by his numerous, and humorous blunders.

Bill Clinton poorly led his countrymen by getting his dick sucked in office. If only this man had come after G.W. Bush, he could have followed his example of getting oil at the expense of American lives (thousands of them). Stupid Bill didn't even think of how readily his soldiers would sacrifice thier lives so their parents could still drive fords and chevys (even though they had been produced in outsourced factories).

A rose between 2 thorns....or is it a rose between 2 Bushes (I forget how that saying goes)

ALL HAIL GEORGE W. BUSH, KING OF THE OILFIELDS!!!!!!!!!

Bill Clinton was powerless to prevent the onslaught on human rights at the hands of George "Dubbleyah" Bush, his successor.

by Partisan Milne March 20, 2006

65๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž