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When some idiot folds their pizza the wrong way.
When asked to fold her pizza so we can eat and walk, Stacey folded it tip to crust.
Dude dont just leave bust crust in the socks! Go wash them.
When dried up milk,dirt,or other debris is stuck to the woman's nipples informs a nasty crust
Billy put Rebecca's nipple in his mouth and got a mouth full of titty crust
Someone who doesnt eat the crusts of sandwiches and therefore cannot be trusted.
That guy is a total crust dodger, dont leave me with him
I met a guy last night who said he was an anaesthetist, but he was a massive crust dodger so i'm not buying it.
When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.
I couldn't eat it man, she had curtain crust!
Crust/flaky shit around the toes
Leah and Gabbi whipped their toe crust on Sydney's sandwich, she ate it, and liked it.
P.S.: she asked for more
a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by can’t do it personality’s. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.
Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesn’t buy me things and farted on my family’s couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think I’m setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!