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1; An as-seen-on-tv tape product, claiming to be able to fix any crack, hole, leak, or thing in general. It can also be used to seal up the bottle because Grandpa's been hitting it too hard.
2; Jesus
3; A worldwide phenomenon started by youtuber Jontron, where he answers the question: What is flex tape? He explains, through strenuous research, that flex tape is, in fact, a holy product that can fix anything, even stopping your IV or blood bag from leaking onto your computer.
1; "Just to prove the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half,"
2; "Going to church on Sunday to pray to Flex Tape."
3; "This is Josephi Krakowski, here with Flex Tape,"
"100% Improved Product,"
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Acting as if you are rich, when in fact, your not. Spending money that you know you cant afford. similar to frontin or being nigga rich. Like when someone tries to Flex their muscles to look buffer than they are.
Person A:"Man you see that Nigga? He got one pair of Jordans and he thinks he's the shit."
Person B: "Yeah that nigga needs to quit Flex Flossin"
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Bitch Flex
(verb)
Have you ever met one of those guys, you know, the one who sends you a text message when he should have called. One who avoids confrontation by suddenly having to work all weekend or disappears like the polkaroo. One who pretends his phone battery dies when you are having a particularly heated conversation. Or how about the guy you catch cheating and he tells you that he thought, despite the fact that you were sleeping together that he thought you were just friends. Now that's a bitch flex.
"Can you believe the nerve of that guy, not even having the balls to call me back after I confronted him about his so called girlfriend?"
"Girl, that's a bitch flex."
"I know, right?"
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The art of convincing people over the internet how cool you are. E-flexing is mostly done by E-tards and hobo's with broadband.
Dude, I'm gonna e-flex you so bad, I would so kick your ass! And I'm certain about it even though I've never saw you, also its good that I will never see you, as it would most probably mean I'd get my fat nerdy ass kicked.
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During No Flex November, one is not allowed to flex in any way, both physically and mentally, including muscles, money earned, grades and sexual contact. No Flex November is often completed alongside with No Nut November, and after completing these 2 challenges you will gain mental advantage over your enemies, and physicall strenght out of this world.
Chris: Aye bro, you wanna do the No Flex November challenge?
Seb: Nah man I'm already doing the no fap challenge.
Chris: Bro we're gonna become gods!
Seb: Hell ye!
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Slang; Usually a party, but sometimes any place where one doesn't have to compete for women. The girls already like the guy and there aren't any other men there who aren't good friends, therefore, one doesn't have to flex to woo the women. The term was coined by the Ear Drummas with their song of the same name.
Whattup bro, I got like five hoes here and me, it's a straight no flex zone, so just throw on some clean clothes and come quick, we can probably gangbang 'em all.
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Getting a blow-job while you are benching large amounts of weight. Considered the holy grail of blow jobs. You get huge while getting hige.
A blow flex is where you go into a closet with a girl and she starts to pull your pants down. You looks for someplace to sit and you see a bench. As she starts sucking, you start benching, thus a blow flex.
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