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Peter's life was in the shits, he was just layer off from work, his wife left him and his house was foreclosed on. So Peter bought a Ford Pinto and drove it on inner state 80
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A reliable car made by the ford motor company. In it's older models, it may not have been the prettiest of cars (although the 96 model looks eerily like a puppy), but it can survive anything. It will win in a fight with most other vehicles and objects and has been known to fix it's own problems on occasion. It does tend to develop an annoying squeak in the engine, but you can just quit your bitching and deal with it cause it's not hurting anybody is it?
My ford taurus has been squeaking like mice on acid, but then I hit a big pothole and it just gave up. Very nice!
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One of the Ford Motor Company's pride and joy, the Mustang is well known for their classic years in the mid 1960s to the early 1970s. Expierenced a lull in from that point until the early to mid 1990s when the car got back on the road to recovery.
Although a prime example of American muscle, the Mustang was also popular as a mid-powered cruiser.
"Ah, shit! It's the fuzz! Lucky for us, we're in a Mustang! Floor it, Louie!"
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People say and joke that Chuck Norris is amazing, but he has nothing on Harrison Ford.
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Ava is super hawt and has tons of friends. On a scale of 1-10, she's around an 11. She is so artsy and cool. She will become rich and famous one day. All in all, Ava is pretty cool.
Person 1: "Hey, that person is super cool!"
Person 2: "I'd bet you a nickel that her name is Ava Ford!"
A small town in colorado about a mile long with nothing to do and a movie theater that only has one movie. Has gangster kids and beaners that always mad dog you or hit on you like pervs. Its peacefull but pretty fucking boring. The funnest thing to do is watch the train go by. But it has the best and sweetest watermelon I have ever tasted.
Jimmy: Damn this place is so boring. I'd rather watch grass grow.
James: It's like rocky ford all over again.
A small community located at the northern most end of the Potomac Highlands of West Virginia and Bordering Maryland by way of the Potomac river.
Home to one of the greatest bald men in our nations history.
Lets head over to Wiley Ford to get some cheaper beer and cigaretes.