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Usually used when pissed off or in disbelief.
person 1: "yeah that's actually due today"
person 2: "oh fuck me harrrrrrrd!"
*arriving at a store that just closed*
person: "UGGGH FUCK ME HARD!"
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An utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment. "Fuck Me To Tears" is "Make Me Cry" when in the company of close friends or an understanding family; while
"Make Me Cry" is the version for "Polite" (Prudish/Anal-Retentive) Company.
See "Make Me Cry".
GODDAMN IT! I just lost my phone i need to hurry to WORK! FUCK ME TO TEARS!!! I can't deal with this shit right now!
Fuck me in the ass
Fuck me in the ass hajime hinata
The art of fucking a person with applesauce
Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce
Guy what the fuck
An ejaculation that, when uttered sarcastically, say by someone like Aubrey Plaza, may be a response to not being surprised at news that is supposed to be surprising or enlightening, as being fucked sideways allows the vagina to be both more deeply penetrating and stimulated in a greater variety of places than most other types of fucking. It may also refer to the desire to exit oneself from an undesirable situation to a much better one.
Although technically Judy Garland could have clicked her heels and intoned the words "Fuck me sideways" as opposed to "There's no place like home," the screenwriters were perhaps wise to leave the former idiom for the inevitable slew of Wizard of Oz pornos to follow.
When you wanna get fucked longitudinally
*Lies down on side* "Well fuck me sideways cunt"
a play on fuck me eyes. when a girl crosses and un-crosses her thighs